ON PURELY CHASTE, PRISTINE AND RANDOM THOUGHTS XXV

September 1, 2017

Sorry, but it’s time for another “random ramblings.” Here are two dozen one-liners to celebrate the silver anniversary of the “random ramblings.”

  • Just finished reading Chernow’s  Alexander Hamilton.   I recommend it.
  • Prior to “Hamilton,” I read The Last Chicago Cubs Dynasty by Hal Bock. This 2017 book is a must if you are a baseball fan. Incidentally, Hal is an East Williston resident.
  • I really miss Bill O’Reilly. His show was fair, impartial, interesting, informative and entertaining.
  • Defense plays second fiddle to offense in nearly every sport, particularly basketball.
  • I’ve become a fan of TCM (Turner Classic Movies). Can I attribute this to old age?
  • Traveling is no longer fun. Florida is the only place I look forward to going to.
  • Terry Collins (Mets) is unquestionably the worst manager in baseball. Maybe the Mets can lose the rest of their games and management will get wise and fire Collins.
  • The USEPA has thankfully come to its senses about global warming…or is it climate change?
  • A second edition of Basketball Coaching 101 is in the works and it will unveil my umbrella offense.
  • Just returned from our annual Easter visit to Sarasota, Florida. It was our 40th straight year of vacationing at the fabulous Sandcastle Resort. Unfortunately, I fractured a vertebrae slipping in the bathroom.
  • Planned on attending the Annual International Air & Waste Management Association (AWMA) Conference in Pittsburgh in June. It would have been my 50th consecutive year in a row of either presenting a technical paper or giving a seminar, or both. Unfortunately, the fractured vertebrae eliminated my travel plans.
  • Just celebrated Mary’s 50th wedding anniversary. Planned on visiting Ireland again to also celebrate Mary’s family reunion. Unfortunately, Mary fractured her femur which eliminated all travel plans. Not the best of summers for the Theodore clan.
  • Noted sports historian Arthur Lovely celebrated his 89th birthday this past April 23rd at the 4½ star restaurant L’Econtra in Astoria. The party of 8 included handsome (that’s yours truly), the irrepressible Danny Doyle, Ed “The Glider” Charles of the fabulous 1972 Mets, and TV fight analyst/former boxer Tommy Gallagher.
  • The indifference and incompetence of government officials continues to amaze me – particularly here in Nassau County.
  • The indifference and incompetence of government employees also never cease to amaze me; I could write an article on my experience with the USEPA and the Albertson Post Office.
  • I keep preaching that defense is as important as offense in basketball, and all my “expert” friends keep agreeing with me. But do they really? Other than Bill Russell (and possibly Dennis Rodman), name one Hall of Famer in Springfield who was selected for his defensive play.
  • Capitalism (along with democracy) is what has made our nation great. But there are times when capitalism has to be harnessed for the common good.
  • Liberty and freedom? Somehow, there is need to balance these against anarchy and disorder.
  • Manufacturing runs has become a lost art in baseball. Everyone is trying to hit a home run.
  • Every batter who regularly faces the infield “shift” should be required to learn how to hit to the opposite field.
  • Lost another of our gang – Zack Mehale. He was one of the good guys who made us laugh and who everybody loved. We’ve become depleted; there’s only a handful of us left.
  • Visited Saratoga in late August (my 61st straight summer visit) – NYRA’s THE place to be if you want to get ripped off. And what does that say about me?
  • A couple of people complained about my June 1 article titled “On Great Eats.”
  • I hope most of you read Ron Roel’s ACT 2 Page three page feature article about me in Newsday on June 25th. It modestly describes my successes during my illustrious career, more in next month’s posting.

 

Once again, this is the silver anniversary edition of the “random ramblings.” Thanks are due to friends, relatives, colleagues, etc., for their interest and support for this unique category of article; my indebtedness is also extended to those individuals in this group who are currently incarcerated or institutionalized.

 

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ON THE EAST WILLISTON SCHOOL DISTRICT BUDGET VOTE

May 1, 2017

May 1, 2017

Here is my opening paragraph from last year’s newsletter on the budget vote:

“East Williston School District (EWSD) residents are annually requested to vote on a school budget and this year is no exception. Each voting member of the community will have an opportunity to either vote for or against the budget. Every parent, every senior, every taxpayer, and every youngster of voting age should consider voting NO on the budget. Why? Two reasons come to mind:  (A) Waste and (B) Senior Citizen Exploitation.”

 

I then proceeded to provide detailed comments on both above reasons which was followed by detailed proposed solutions to both problems. Guess what?  I not only didn’t hear from anyone but I also received no acknowledgements of my proposal. Isn’t this just great? I’m a taxpayer with no voice. You can thank Kamberg and his brood, Kanas, the teachers, the teachers’ union, and, of course, the pitiful PTO, for this sorry state of affairs. And, let’s not forget that it was the Bergtraum (incompetence)/Israel (greed) era that started the EWSD’s decline.

 

In any event, here’s what’s coming down. Per capita student cost is up (>$36,000). Enrollment is down. Hiring is up. School ranking is down. Student performance is down. College choice for students almost certainly is down. Waste has increased. Senior exploitation has increased. Student/parent exploitation has increased. You want proof? Try to FOIL these parasites in control for information. You’ll get what I got…NOTHING! What a wonderful state of affairs.

 

The community should be aware of the EW Financial Advisory Committee (FAC) 3/22/17 report to the EWSD Board of Trustees. I’ll spare you the details but here are the six FAC’s specific spending recommendations.

 

  1. Adapt recommendations to fund Program, Administration & Capital efficiencies
  2. Develop a framework to measure student achievement/investment
  3. Wages: take steps to continue to limit wage growth
  4. Healthcare: Increase employee contributions/eliminate opt-out
  5. Place a moratorium on contractual lifetime healthcare benefits
  6. Review opportunities to increase non-tax revenue

 

But, here’s the key.  Buried early in the report is “The Board has the responsibility and discretion to implement the FAC’s recommendations.”  Translated into simple English: they can, and will, ignore the recommendations as they have done in the past (I’ll comment on their action next year).

 

Regarding (1), the word efficiency is not in the Board’s vocabulary.  The teachers and their union have always opposed (2). The teachers and their union, the PTA, the Board, and Superintendent Kanas oppose (3). Obviously, the teachers and their union plus their stooges oppose (4) and (5).  Point (6) is a great recommendation that could be implemented by the brain trust in the FAC, but with teachers and their union, the PTA, Superintendent Kanas, and (in particular) the Board, there resides a group that is clueless on business/financial matters. Obviously, not a good situation since the FAC has wasted its time.

 

Here are my comments on reading the FAC report for the year 2017.

 

  • The District’s reputation is understandably on the decline (see later paragraph).
  • Tenure has created many of the problems. These positions should only last 5-years but can be extended if the individual has continued to demonstrate the freshness and enthusiasm of the early years of teaching. You know the teachers would never embrace this recommendation.
  • Need to spend time on converting thoughtless children to caring and thinking individuals.
  • Generate better relationships with students in order for them to maintain lifelong ties to the EWSD.
  • Teacher/community relations are at an all-time low.
  • I believe the rumors that all school boards have adopted illegal practices to undermine the school tax cap.
  • For goodness sake, do something positive about the WASTE.

 

The landscape has changed. My experience suggests that today’s students leave high school more aware of what they want to do and what they hope to accomplish in the future. Nobody I know feels the EWSD is doing enough to adjust to this change.

 

I’ll close with some general thoughts. The EWSD continues to do damage to our community with both excessive waste (particularly at the administration level) and indifference toward the taxpayer (particularly with seniors). Increasing numbers of incoming high school students are opting out of Wheatley in favor of private schools. This “migration” has gone uncontested by the Board-perhaps for good reason. The mode of delivery of education is changing, and changing at a near exponential rate, at all levels – and the EWSD has not attempted to adopt to these changes. I have been involved with several programs that have reduced or essentially eliminated the need for teachers. There is a need for accountability for not only these upstart programs but also for traditional programs such as at Wheatley. Unfortunately, there is little to no accountability at Wheatley. To further exacerbate this point, the EWSD teachers count has increased despite the drop in enrollment. On the positive side, I believe absenteeism has decreased; although there are more cars in the North Side parking lot, there is less of a reduction of cars on Monday and Friday. Finally, I stand by my earlier statements that at least two members of the Board simply cannot be trusted; the Community should not expect them to act in the best interests of the students and taxpayers.

 

You don’t have to believe me regarding much of the above material.  Here is the 4/25/2017 Newsday headline:  “7 LI Schools in the Top 200.”  Guess who didn’t make the top 200 nationally.  Guess who also didn’t make the top 50 statewide (there were 14 LI schools who did).  We also didn’t make the top 100 STEM schools in the state.  These are the FACTS, and the numbers don’t lie.  And yet, many of the uniformed parents refuse to accept that the self-serving EWSD Board, the teachers, the PTA, etc., have failed and betrayed both the students and the community.

 

 

Remember, it’s OK to vote NO on the budget. A NO vote represents a call for better education for our students, fair and responsible treatment of seniors, a call for new leadership for both the Board and the District, and a rejection of the corrupt self-serving policies currently in place.

 

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ON LILA’S GEM

December 31, 2025

January 1, 2026

This one is personal. Very personal. I rarely talk about our grandkids (there are three) but every now and then, something comes up that catches my fancy.

Five years ago, at age 11, our granddaughter Lila Theodore wrote the following essay for class where she was asked to “reflect on a time when you were intellectually challenged, inspired, or took an intellectual risk – inside or outside the classroom. How has that experience shaped you?”

Her essay follows:

“Do you want to co-author a book?” my grandpa asked.

On a sunny June afternoon during the first year of the COVID-19 pandemic, I was lounging on my grandparents’ red brick patio. We had just finished a meal, our weekly pandemic tradition. My grandfather had retired from his job as a professor many years ago, but instead of fully retiring, he continued writing books on topics that he is interested in (although not always an expert), which range from chemical engineering to basketball. He had grown interested in infectious diseases and wanted to put together a reference guide on pharmaceutical companies.

I said yes to co-authoring this book without fully realizing how much of an intellectual challenge I had just taken on. This was something outside of  my comfort zone, especially since I had never done research on that scale, and I was only eleven years old. It was intimidating that my writing would be published and distributed, especially on a topic that I knew little to nothing about. I also wondered if I really wanted to spend a good chunk of my summer researching the very thing that was making my life miserable:  infectious diseases! Still, it was an amazing opportunity. I was in the midst of a quarantine, but there wasn’t much else to do. So, I accepted.

While I had always enjoyed writing, this was a major new challenge: there was a huge amount of work, there were hard deadlines, and in the end my work would be published. The thought of anybody being able to read this book with my writing in it was a bit scary. My part of the book was to research pharmaceutical companies and write short company profiles. At first this research seemed a little bit boring, and after my first few pharmaceutical companies, I wondered how I would get through the dreadfully long list.

After I had gotten into the flow of it, though, I started to enjoy it. In the beginning I thought of pharmaceutical companies as being these abstract anonymous things, and I knew my audience might think that way as well. As I worked my way through the list, I became interested in all of the individual stories of people who did research, invested things, started companies, went bankrupt, profited from unethical practices, and so on. I knew that my writing challenge would be to make my readers aware of the fascinating and sometimes shocking history of pharmaceutical research.

There was also something empowering about this work: being able to plan out a large project, stretch my writing skills, and making the deadline made me proud, even if I did hit a few bumps along the way. And, it gave me the opportunity to better understand some of the aspects of the disease that seemed to completely dominate my life at the time. The risk I took when I was eleven years old helped me become a better much more organized and responsible researcher and writer.

*****

NOTE: The book “Virus Contacts: Agencies and Organizations” was published by Amazon. It serves as a research guide for the practitioner and traveler.

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HELLO BASKETBALL, GOODBYE BASEBALL

December 1, 2025

December 1, 2025

Once again, this one is for those in the reading audience who bet on sports. And, it’s transition time; it is time to leave a baseball season (particularly disastrous for both Met and Yankee fans) and return to the tainted and corrupt world of college basketball. Both are important to many of us since sportsbooks have now become front and center for the betting public. For me, it’s DraftKings. For others, it’s FanDuel. In any event, here’s how baseball came down for me and what’s coming up with basketball.

BASEBALL. What a season for those of us who are Met fans. It was just as bad for the Yankees (even though they made it to the first round). But, what about my bets? I probably won a couple of bucks only because of partnerships with two of my dearest friends (who are still around). Mary and I naturally had several bets on the Mets. My key bets were on Pittsburgh (ouch!) and a host of other losers. Believe this or not I did have $10 on Oakland and over at 71.5!

I had been spoiled earlier with winning seasons the last five years. Then this year arrived and the roof fell in as I had losers in all sports, not only baseball. To compound problems, I got destroyed during my last visit to the Resorts casino in Monticello after five winning trips in a row. Oh well, that’s gambling. Yet, hope springs eternal.

BASKETBALL. As noted last year, I previously caught Connecticut at 40-1 two years in a row. I’m hoping that the 2025-26 season will start another similar streak.

Keep in mind that there are primarily two types of bets available in sports betting: the point spread and the money line. My recommendation is future bets (that I refer to as seasonal bets). These are bets on a team or individual winning a championship, league, division, award, etc., and the good news is that each of these bets (hopefully) applies over an entire season. In college basketball, it is primarily who is going to win the NCAA Championship or make the Final Four. For me, last year was a disaster. But that was last year. What remains is what do I have for this year?

Here are some of the approximate early future odds to win the NCAA Tournament:

PURDUE        9                                              ILL                  17

DUKE             9.5                                           GONZ             18

HOUSTON     10                                            ALA                25

CONN             12                                            TENN              40                                                           

Do I have any suggestions? Of course I do! I’ll be putting some money on the following teams:

CONN, ILL, ALA, and keying on GONZAGA.

This also hurts: St. Johns will have to be reckoned with this year; but I hope I’m wrong. One of my sources claims (I can’t attest to this) that the Storm shelled out nearly $20MM in their recruiting of this year’s team. I am certain they are going to be tough. Whatever you do, if anything, good luck.

Don’t forget that it is also the season for the NHL, NBA, NFL, and college football. I offer these comments:

NHL:  Tampa and the Islanders (100-1) should be considered. I’ve passed on this early date for the Rangers and the Devils.

NBA:  Pass here.

NFL:  My money is still on Green Bay. My two key bets were the Jets and over, and Steelers         

and under; I mean, how bad can I get?

College Football:  I’m lukewarm on Mississippi (often referred to as Ole Miss) at 25-1. You might

also consider Georgia (10-1) and Texas Tech (15-1).

In any event, good luck if you get involved with any other sportsbook activity.

I haven’t recommended a stock since the turn of the century. Because of my involvement with geothermal energy, I recommended Novell (NOV) three months ago to all those close to me. No one bought. The stock is up nearly 30% and still moving.

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ON DEFINITIONS

November 1, 2025

November 1, 2025

A strange title, is it not? Well, this one is about providing the definitions of words / names that the media and others are using to label others. I’ve been bothered by some of these accusations (name calling), particularly when they have been leveled at me. It has also been frustrating since I really don’t believe they apply to me.

In any event, here is a list of over 20 political or politically-related words that have been routinely been used in recent years. They appear alphabetically below with their associated definitions (primarily drawn from Webster’s dictionary).

  • Capitalism:  An economic system in which capital and capitalists play the principal part; specifically, the system of some modern countries in which the ownership of land and natural wealth, the production, distribution, and exchange of goods, and the operation of the system itself, are affected by private enterprise and controlled under competitive conditions.
  • Communism:  A system or social organization in which goods are held in common. Any system of social organization involving common ownership of the agents of production, and same approach to equal distribution of the products of industry.
  • Conservatism:  Conservative principles; the disposition and tendency to preserve what is established; opposition to change.
  • Democracy:  Government by the people; government in which the supreme power is retained by the people and exercised either directly (absolute or pure democracy) or indirectly (representative of democracy) through a system of representation.
  • Democrat:  An adherent of democracy; hence, one who practices social equality.
  • Democratic:  favoring social equality; not snobbish or socially exclusive.
  • Environment:  The aggregate of all the external conditions and influences affecting the life and development of an organism, human behavior, society, etc.
  • Federalist:  An advocate of federal issues .
  • Heterosexual:  Characterized by or pertaining to sexual passion for one of the opposite sex; opposite to homosexual.
  • Homosexuality:  eroticism for one of the same sex.
  • Liberal:  Not bound by orthodox tenets or established forms in political or religious philosophy; independent in opinion; not conservative; often, specifically having a tendency toward democratic or republican, as distinguished from monarchical or aristocratic forms.
  • Masculine: Belonging to, or consisting of, males.
  • Misogynist:  One who hates women or characterized by a hatred of women.
  • Monarchy:  A state ruled over by a monarch; also, the rule exercised by such a person. A monarchy is called an absolute monarchy when there are no constitutional limitations on the monarch’s powers; government in which a single person is sovereign.
  • Nazism:  A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator; stringent socio-economic controls, suppression of the opposition through terror and censorship, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism.
  • Racialism:  Racial prejudice; race hatred.
  • Republic:  A state in which the sovereign power resides in a certain body of the people (the electorate), and is exercised by representatives elected by, and responsible to, them; also, the form of government of such a state.
  • Royalism:  the principles of monarchical government; adherence to a king or a royal government.
  • Semite:  A member of a Caucasian race now chiefly represented by the Jews and Arabs, but in ancient times including the Babylonians, Assyrians, Phoenicians, etc.
  • Separatist:  One who withdraws from a church; a seceder; a dissenter.
  • Sexist:  Discrimination based on gender, especially discrimination against women; attitudes, conditions or behaviors that promote stereotyping on social roles based on gender.
  • Socialism:  A political and economic theory or social organization based on collective or governmental ownership and democratic management of the essential means for the production and distribution of goods; also, a policy or practice based on this theory.
  • Transgenic: Transferred from another species or breed.

Has the reader figured out the names I’ve been called by the media and some friends? It really is disappointing. In any event, I hope the above helps clarify this name-calling dilemma.

Finally, I need to make you aware of three classic definitions that appeared in print nearly a half century ago. “A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose your job. A recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his job.” Can you guess who uttered these words? If not, here’s a hint: his initials were RR.

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ON THE STOOP- Revisited (Down Memory Lane)

October 1, 2025

October 1, 2025

Every now and then, I go back and review my files. “AS I SEE IT” was the title of a weekly column that was written for Litmor Publications in the 1900s. It was the forerunner of what has become my present-day articles that appear monthly in THE THEODORE NEWSLETTER. “On the Stoop” was the second article I penned and appeared in 1991. I’ve resurrected the “Stoop” – with some token minor edits – for this month’s article. I hope you like it.

My friend, the writer Costas Anifantakis of Searingtown, had this to say about “the stoop”: “Using the word ‘stoop’ as a noun is probably unique to Old Gotham. The etymological derivative of the word is lost somewhere in the hustle and bustle of the city’s pubertal period. The brownstone exterior of eight to ten steps, known as the stoop, might have been adopted from the fact that a pedestrian had to do just that (stoop) to negotiate an upward and forward motion simultaneously, the essence of stair ascension. The stoop served and still serves a few functions – primarily, it is a simple architectural expedient providing access to an upper entrance to a building. It not only constitutes a convenient place to hang out but is also an excellent collecting point for the latest gossip. The stoop is a cosmos where one can observe the coiling and uncoiling of the street activity, and lastly, it constitutes an athletic playing field where kids, with the aid of a pink rubber ball (a spaldeen), can play stoopball. Stoops come in a few shades of sandstone, varying in steepness and depth and although each has its own distinct character, they all have one thing in common: an unmatched view of the world flowing by endlessly.”

The stoop at 168 West 65th Street (between Amsterdam Avenue and Broadway) served as both an observatory tower and conference boardroom for me and the guys on the south side of 65th Street during the late 1940’s. This area and the area due south and west were once classified by Mayor LaGuardia as New York City’s worst slum area. That area, just due north of Hell’s Kitchen, was leveled around 1950, to be replaced by what we now call Lincoln Center. Here is what I remember most of the view from our stoop at 168 West 65th Street.

  • We lived at 170 West 65th Street, on the third floor, next door to the stoop. I had only a 10 to 12 foot walk from our tenement building to the stoop.
  • Directly across the street on the north side of 65th Street was Commerce High School, essentially a non-technical school. It’s still there today.
  • Further east diagonally and adjacent to Commerce H.S. was the Loews Theater, later to be converted to a CBS TV studio. It was here that Jackie Gleason’s 8 p.m. Saturday night shows were staged. The afternoon program featured a beautiful and slim singer named Rosemary Clooney.
  • Due east near Broadway on our side of the block was Joe McGrath ‘s father’s bar. It was here that I would stand by the door and watch Buddy Young and Vic Raschi. At age 17, I moved inside and was introduced to a “7 and 7”, aka, Seagram’s Seven Crown and 7-up.
  • Diagonally west across the street (on the northwest corner intersection of 65th and Amsterdam) was one of Con Edison’s generating plants.
  • Around the corner, between 64th and 65th on the east side of Amsterdam was the Open Kitchen restaurant, one of New York’s premier eateries. It featured eleven stools along the counter and three small tables squeezed into a tight space at the end of the counter. Don’t ask about the bathroom. My father somehow managed to get us through the depression with this small establishment.
  • Directly across the street from the Open Kitchen restaurant on the west side of Amsterdam was the Ederle Bros. meat and pork store. Sister Gertrude achieved fame when she became the first woman to swim the English Channel.
  • Further south and west was the “black” neighborhood. This area housed a chicken market (I think it was Kosher) and Ripley’s clothing factory. The bulk of my father’s customers were Ripley employees.
  • There was a tall gym teacher at Commerce High School that lunched daily at the Open Kitchen. A retired colonel, we all addressed him as Colonel Reutershan. One day, he announced to my father in a deep resonating voice: “George, the future is in chemical engineering. Send Louie to school to get a chemical engineering education.” That’s how and why I became a chemical engineer. I really had no say in the matter. My, have times changed.
  • There was a sign on the front door entrance of the Con Edison generating plant that read: Show Your Pass. Every now and then, I would mischievously meander over there at night and cover the letter “P.” Would this be classified as graffiti?
  • The terrors of the neighborhood were the gang from 63rd Street. They roughed me up twice. The first time was really bad. They had asked for my money. I only had 5 cents, but had mistakenly told them I had 15 cents.
  • The stoop’s tenement had been converted into single furnished room apartments. It housed veterans of Japanese Hawaiian descent who were attending a dental technician school on the G.I. Bill. I remember it as a scam for both the veterans and the school; despite this, I have nothing but positive memories of those guys. Almost to a person, they were kind, helpful and sincere people.
  • It was through the same veterans that I was introduced to prostitution, dope, and gambling. I believe nearly all of them smoked weed. Prostitutes came and went at all hours. Blackjack and dice games occurred on occasions; horse betting was a daily ritual. Fortunately, I only got involved with gambling.
  • We often pitched nickels or pennies to a wall or a crack in the sidewalk. One day, I won $80 – an unheard of sum in those days pitching quarters to line on the tarred street. This started what I then called my “gambling fund.”
  • Stickball was played without gloves (some nearby players used gloves) with one sewer as home plate and the next sewer as second base. Broomsticks served as bats and a pink Spaldeen was the ball. Our team matured in my eighteenth year, and I believe we won all but one of our games that summer. There was at least $100 bet on each game and our team rarely could raise more than $25. I usually was the big contributor with $5. The rest of the money was put up by the owner of the stoop’s tenement; he turned a nifty profit that summer.
  • Late one Saturday afternoon, the back door of the CBS studio opened and out came a group led by the Great One, none other than Jackie Gleason, and Phil Foster, Jackie’s guest that night. They were all stewed to the gills and wanted to play stickball for a couple of bucks. We couldn’t believe our good fortune. It was 6-0 after 2 innings when they retired to the studio.
  • I fell in love with a girl named Patricia Pike; but as the old joke goes, she didn’t want to know that I existed. I still have that effect on people.                       –
  • The block was predominately Puerto Rican; but my best friend was a Cuban named Gustavo Carrion. Gus was the janitor/superintendent of our building. One of his responsibilities was feeding coal to the furnace in the basement. He picked up the nickname “Aqua Caliente” because everyone used to yell for more hot water during the winter months.
  • During the Depression and World War II years, I would go to the restaurant and ask my father for a nickel to go to a movie. I could never quite figure out why some of the other kids couldn’t go because they didn’t have, or couldn’t get, a nickel. Saturday morning was a must for me because of the weekly serial. The one I remember most was “The Adventures of Naomi.” I fell in love with her, too.
  • When it came time to level our block, my father’s lawyer couldn’t appear in court to arrange for the settlement from the city for the Open Kitchen restaurant. At my father’s request, I went in his place. The judge awarded my father $750. I started yelling and the judge threatened to throw me in jail. I remember shutting my’ mouth immediately since I was overcome with fear. Needless to say, the lawyer received a $250 fee, leaving my father with a measly $500 and without his near lifelong business.

It was an eerie feeling, when several decades later, I returned to my earlier home and found nothing but empty space and a newly paved sidewalk. The stoop had departed, never to- return – yet not to be forgotten. But times have changed:  I now live in East Williston in a beautiful house, but it doesn’t have a stoop.

God Bless America.

Note: Interestingly, the address 170 West 65th Street was assigned to the theater that today houses Lincoln Center. In addition, I heard from Patricia Pike and an Ederle grandson.

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On Saratoga (Down Memory Lane)

September 1, 2025

September 1, 2025

My initial thought for this month’s article was to write about a place that was once a very big part of my life, and a place that I just recently returned from. The place? Can you guess? Read on as I relive some of my earlier experiences at this special place.

  • John’s Farm. It is now the late 1950s in Astoria, Queens. George Connolly, the Sunday day shift bartender of Killeen’s Tavern (I would own it during 1961-3) – home of the legendary Killeen’s Tavern basketball team, for which I served as coach – decided to take a host of patrons for a 4-day weekend vacation at John’s Farm, located somewhere in the Catskills. Fun times. The second or third year finds the vacationing crew making a 2 ½ hour drive north for a day at the races. Enter Saratoga Springs and its accompanying racetrack. The saga begins with an annual visit to the track from this time forth (less one year for Covid). I assume this has got to be a record      .
  • Holiday Inn. After the first visit to Saratoga, three members of the group (including your favorite author) continue the tradition with one week summer vacations at Saratoga. The price tag for the first visit to the HI: $19.95 per day. Enter great restaurants.
  • The Wishing Well. W2 was located 3 miles north of Saratoga on Route 9. It was the most expensive restaurant in town. It was owned by Bob and Benda Lee, and the bartender was 6’8” Peter. The piano bar player was Paula, who had to be at least a century old. I loved the lamb chops with their tomatoes and cornbread. The place was always mobbed during those early years.
  • DeGregory’s. This was a bar located due southeast of Route 9 in town. The band featured Vince DeGregory (the owner’s son) on the sax, who also served as jockey Angel Cordero’s agent. The place was jumping every night and the place was infested with jockeys, agents, owners, and trainers. One night, I tried to dance (the Theodore Shuffle) on the bar and nearly killed myself. And yes, I was not sober — I drank in those days. Wild times. Who said you can’t have fun in a college (Skidmore) town?
  • Green Mountain Racetrack. An evening visit to GMR, located in Pownall, VT, was another highlight during that period. I still remember crossing the tracks prior to entering the track. The place was a real dump, but I loved the place. There was racing for not only horses, but also trotters and dogs.
  • Grand Union Motel. We “graduated” to the GUM when the rate at the HI started approaching $300/night. We loved this place with a beautiful swimming pool and something less than pleasant owners (a brother and sister). The place went to pot soon after they sold the motel several years later.
  • Depe Dene. Located on Lake George 30 miles north of SS. Now married with three kids, this motel served as our summer residence for 3 years. It was lots of fun, particularly for the kids, but there was the 30 mile drive to the races.
  • Hinsdale, New Hampshire. It is here where my group really got introduced to off-track betting. In addition to dog racing, this facility provided – for the first time – betting at nearly every pari-mutual track in the U.S. You would hear the words “it is now post time” approximately every 15 seconds. We also came to love this place as our interest in SS racing started to wane. It was initially two racing days here and three at SS.
  • Albany. It is  now a new century. We soon moved our early stay from Hinsdale to the OTB facility in Albany, followed by checkout, followed by a day at SS, followed by the trip home – effectively eliminating a stay at SS. Evenings continued to be spent in SS because of the great restaurants.
  • Pennell’s. When you talk great restaurants in SS, Pennel’s heads my list. The kids and grandkids also love Solevo’s Kitchen and Osteria Danny. Pennell’s (a family restaurant since 1922), owned by Bruce Cerone (from the Mama Leone family in NYC) was always jumping. A great bar complimented a great restaurant. In addition to their salad, my two favorite dishes are the meatballs and the strip steak. You really can’t go wrong here; it is the Four Seasons restaurant of SS.
  • The Triangle. The Triangle Diner – owned by Pat and Laura Diggins – is located 500 feet north of town on Route 9. The place is small and dated, parking is always a problem, there are flies outdoors, and you usually have to wait for a table. But trust me, it is worth it. All the breakfast and lunch items are great. Make it a point to stop by this joint.
  • The Gideon Putman Hotel. Located on 2200 breathtaking, beautiful acres in the heart of the Saratoga Spa State Park (a National Historic landmark, referred to by some of the Jewel of Saratoga), it has become our three-day vacation spot at the end of the meet in late August / early September. I don’t care for the place; it needs some major renovations. But Mary likes it. The kids love it. And, the grandkids really love it. However, I have to admit that it has a classic country-setting charm, even though it is only about a mile from the track, casino, and center of town. It features a beautiful pool, tennis courts, a golf course, a putting green, trails for hiking, and a massive number of exquisite trees.

But that was then. There is no question that Saratoga has become NYRA’s (New York Racing Association) premiere race meet. But here’s more. It features senseless 30+ minutes between races, shocking calls (and non-calls by stewards that deserve investigation), disseminated cards, cancelled races, small fields, a race run at the wrong distance (how is this possible?) and horses breaking down (and dying). According to NYRA it’s the in-place to be. However, it’s also the in-place to get gouged. I attended the races in late August this year and got treated to a $10 entrance fee, a $25 grandstand seat, a $20 parking fee, a $9 program, and some truly outrageous prices on food, drinks, souvenirs, etc. Naturally, the local businesses have adopted NYRA policies: $400 a night room accommodation (with no maid service the previous year), dinner prices that are something to behold, drinks, etc. There was a good crowd that race day but many of the grandstand seats were not occupied. Thank you, NYRA! Obviously, the locals chose to stand in tight quarters, packed together, rather than being bilked. Meanwhile, the state officials who support NYRA and the thoroughbred industry look the other way. When my crowd thinks of NYRA the words corrupt and (in particular) incompetence resonate.

Despite it all, Saratoga is still worth a one-day visit during the racing season. Time permitted, take a walk through the original racetrack grandstand that is still a fire trap and consider a brief drive through the beautiful Skidmore College campus

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On the Ultimate Quiz IX

August 1, 2025

August 1, 2025

This 9th edition is another tough one. You are once again asked to provide the correct answer to the following 20 questions. Credit 5 points for each correct answer. A grade of 75 suggests you might be brilliant.

  1. The more there is, the less you see. What is it?
  2. What are the chemical symbols for gaseous hydrogen and water?
  3. Who are the two worst managers in baseball?
  4. Who won the 2025 Super Bowl?
  5. True or false. The first casino in Las Vegas opened in 1943.
  6. Name the author of the $9 book “Winning at Casinos.”
  7. Provide the solution to the following two linear algebraic equations: 2x + 3y = 12; x + y = 5
  8. Name an individual who claimed that “there is no free hydrogen on planet Earth.”
  9. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
  10. True or false. An electrostatic precipitator is a pollution control device.
  11. What diner that recently closed in Astoria, is alive and doing well in Bayside, and recently opened in Syosset
  12. What two brothers out of Rockaway Beach, Queens, are in the basketball Hall of Fame?
  13. What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
  14. Does a royal straight flush beat four aces?
  15. Can you use notes, calculators, computers, etc., while gambling at a casino.
  16. Who recently celebrated his 91st birthday?
  17. Who recently celebrated her 58th wedding anniversary?
  18. Whose picture is on a $2 bill?
  19. What is the traditional Greek soup?
  20. Who is the Vice President of the United States?

ANSWERS:

  1. Darkness
  2. H2 and H2O
  3. Full credit, but for me, it is the two New York managers.
  4. Philadelphia Eagles.
  5. False.
  6. It’s yours truly and published by Amazon.
  7. x = 3, y = 2.
  8. Your favorite author is one of them.
  9. The letter m.
  10. True.
  11. The Neptune Diner.
  12. Dick and Al McGuire.
  13. Incorrectly.
  14. Yes.
  15. Surprisingly, the answer is yes.
  16. This one is a giveaway.
  17. The Queen.
  18. Jefferson.
  19. Avgolemono.
  20. J.D. Vance.

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On A Paradise Lost

July 1, 2025

July 1, 2025

Memories! It often wakes after years of sleep. Fleeting time can occur with amazing speed and describe the present in a new light. For many, it is both inaccurate and selective but cunningly wise during various time periods in its travels.

It was the Spring of 1974. Over a half century ago! We decided to vacation in Sarasota, Florida with our two girls (2 and 4) … Patrick had yet to arrive. Why Sarasota? Two local dog tracks and a nearby thoroughbred racetrack (Tampa Bay Downs). Three years later, we found what was to become our home away from home – the beautiful Sandcastle Hotel on Lido Beach. It was due west and adjacent to Armand’s Circle and downtown Sarasota.

We fell in love with the place. The kids really fell in love with the place. And then, the grandkids really, really fell in love with the place. It was originally run by the Sheraton in the 1970s. Then it was Leona Hemsley. And most recently (over a decade ago), it was purchased by Ocean Properties, which also owns the Lido Beach Resort. Through it all, the Sandcastle remained to us the most beautiful resort in the world. Mary (as a travel agent) kept sending her clients. Tim Hunter, the hotel’s manager, became a close friend. It was boom times. Things could not have been better.

And then a decision was made to transform our paradise into a luxury 304 room contemporary resort. This was followed by Helene that absolutely destroyed the hotel and its surroundings. It was as if we had been struck by a dagger. A total of 50 years (less one for Covid) of our vacationing away from home had come to an end.

And what about the Sandcastle, you ask? I’ve seen reviews that bellowed: “a dump … damp, sandy carpets…. the toilet didn’t work … the safe was jammed … etc.,” Really? Here’s my take. You would walk out of our rooms and step into sand facing 600 feet of the Gulf of America; the other door directly faced the pool. Our housekeeper was always Rose. The breakfast buffet was our family’s favorite with Zoe as our server. (My breakfast consisted of two containers of coffee while facing the Gulf). The hamburgers and sandwiches with fries for lunch were absolutely delicious. If dinner wasn’t takeout on the beach facing a breathtaking sunset, it was at The Chart House, The Salty Dog, Columbian, Crab & Finn early bird, etc., and occasionally Tony’s Pizza. Ice cream was also on the Circle at Kilwin’s (the family’s absolute favorite) or Olaf’s (my favorite). Of course, there was always the beautiful Sandcastle cocktail lounge for late-night entertainment with the incomparable Earl Lewis of the Flamingos (I have one of his tapes). And Easter, with Bartender Missy as the Easter Bunny was always a great show.

And what about Leona, you ask? No discourse on the Sandcastle would be complete without (at least) a paragraph on the Queen of Mean. Alan Dershowitz, one of the all-time great con men, claimed he knew a waiter who begged not to be fired after spilling a couple of drops of water. I can tell you this – everybody was on their best behavior when she was there … and this includes both employees and patrons. She and Harry were usually very quiet and standoffish. I did run into her in Vegas soon after Harry died; she was alone at a roulette table. Her Maltese dog, named Trouble, wound up inherited it all. The most beautiful resort in the world.

Although Helene had destroyed almost all of Lido Beach and some of the Circle, the Sarasota tradition had to continue. The kids settled on the aforementioned Lido Beach Resort. Exit Tim Hunter and enter Chase. We were starting anew. Quite frankly, it was not the same for me, but everyone else loved our new vacation home. Perhaps a new paradise had arrived on the scene.

Perhaps. But the memories of a Paradise lost remain despite the relentless passage of time.

Farewell Sandcastle. RIP.

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ON MEMORIAL DAY VIII

June 1, 2025

June 1, 2025

“Before me lay the dead, the heroic dead, who took the island. Upon a strange plateau, on a strange island, in a strange sea, far form their farms and villages, they slept forever beside the lagoon which bore them to their day of battle…

If you sit at home and read that two hundred and eighty-one men died in taking an island, the number is only a symbol for the mind to classify. But when you stand at the white crosses, the two hundred and eighty-one dead become men: the sons, the husbands, and the lovers…

Each man who lay there bore with him to his grave some promise for a free America. Now they were gone. Who would take their places? Women? Old men? Or were those who lived committed to a double burden? Theirs and the dead men.”

The above is part of a young World War II soldier stationed in the South Pacific expressing his feelings about visiting a cemetery in the South Pacific at Hoga Point. I’ve used this passage in four of the previous seven Memorial Day articles. It has had a significant impact on me. It is from a book written by my favorite author. The book: Tales of the South Pacific. The author, James Michener. Published: 1957.

For the uninformed, Memorial Day is a legal holiday, observed annually on the last Monday in May in honor of the nation’s armed services personnel killed in wartime. The holiday, originally called Decoration Day, is traditionally marked by parades, memorial speeches, ceremonies, and the decoration of graves with flowers and flags. Memorial Day was first observed on May 30, 1868.

The bottom line is that our nation was formed by men and women of great courage – starting with George Washington to the pioneers who settled the West to Teddy Roosevelt to the Greatest Generation to today’s heroes who serve. Hopefully, leaders will soon emerge who will exhibit both the vision and the courage to bring about the necessary changes to ensure the future of our great nation.

On this Memorial Day, let us remember the sacrifices made by the men and women who served our country in the past and those who are serving today. The relentless passage of time makes it all too easy for some to allow the importance of Memorial Day to pass without a second thought. For some, forgotten are the sacrifices of those who risked and lost their lives for our future and a better world. Forgotten also are those who were asked to recover a few square yards of land. Forgotten are those who never had a chance to love. Forgotten also are those who didn’t give their lives for their country but had part of their lives taken away from them.

The quality of our lives can be directly attributed to the special men and women who served bravely during those horrible periods discussed above. Hopefully, each and every one of us can reflect on those sacrifices, give thought to our fallen heroes, and become better human beings. May kindness and understanding, rather than combat and hate, fill our lives in the days that follow so that we may truly celebrate life.

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Hello Baseball, Goodbye Basketball

April 30, 2025

May 1, 2025

In case you are keeping score, I did have winners each of the last three seasonal sports bets. But I still wound up losing. There is no concern since I had a really solid run the last four years, particularly with college basketball.

  1. College basketball 2024-25: I saved some with Florida but had too many early losers along the way.
  2. Pro Football 2024-25: This was a wipeout, but granddaughter Lila saved with the Eagles.
  3. Baseball 2024: The Dodgers really hurt me but I recovered some along the way.

But these three events are behind us, and it is now time to talk baseball, and this season’s baseball bets.

Once again, keep in mind that there are primarily two types of bets available in sports betting: the point spread and the money line. My recommendation is future bets (that I refer to as seasonal bets). These are bets on a team or individual winning a championship, league, division, award, etc., and the good news is that each of these bets (hopefully) applies over an entire season. In baseball, it is who is going to win the World Series, League or Division, as well as under / over on games won for the season.

Here is what I have for this season:

  1. Naturally, the Mets to win the WS at 15-1. I do think Diaz will again disappoint and their manager is a major liability.
  2. Kansas City Royals. I have them over at 83.5 (of 162 games) and also placed taken bets to win their Division, League, and WS.
  3. (Oakland?) Athletics. I have them over at 71.5 with really token bets to win their Division and League.

Do I have any additional suggestions? Of course I do! I’ll probably be putting some money on Baltimore (currently in last place) and L.A. Angels (in second place). I’m also looking at Cleveland and Minnesota in the AL Central Division.

At the local level (for me), this month is decision time on the East Williston School District budget and Board members. Every parent, every senior, every taxpayer, and every youngster of voting age should consider what information is presently available. Our cost per student is nearly 50% above surrounding schools; it is also nearly 50% below other student / teacher ratios. You don’t need a Ph.D. to figure out we are being ripped off by not only the teachers and their union, but also their compliant Board. School taxes and a sinking U.S. News & World Report ranking are now a negative impact on home values.

I recently had lunch with a retired 20+ year EWSD teacher. On mentioning that I have been at “war” with not only the EWSD Board but also their teachers and union, she offered this. “I was always very disappointed with the senseless waste, overstaffing and bloated administration. Their greed still bothers me.” She asked that her name be withheld because she was still on speaking terms with many members of the staff.

Her comments complimented legendary Mathew Haig’s 9/23/23 “white paper” on the defense of his colleague Wes Berkowitz. “We became the envy in our reputation for intellectual creativity and student-centered challenge became well-known, especially in circles of the finest colleges and universities in the country. Beginning in the first decade of the 21st century, the East Williston educational culture began to shift. New school board leadership changed in its fundamental educational disposition … and abandoned its longtime commitment to a ‘whole-student,’ humanistic approach to learning … and foolishly shifted to one based upon statistical analysis, and test-driven measures of both student and teacher achievement … By the first decade of this century, senior teachers, like myself, who saw what was happening to professional morals, its deleterious effect on teacher-student life, and who cared enough to speak out, were targeted. Not coincidentally, over this same period of unfortunate ‘transition,’ Wheatley’s national educational ranking and reputation began a precipitous decline … The second decade of the 21st century began, some of these ‘carpet-bagger’ administrators began to jump ship. They had used East Williston, and Wheatley, for what remained of its once sterling reputation … and now were doing what had rarely been done before in our history … move to districts where they perceived that ‘the pastures were greener’ … Her boorish administrative style had imposed upon Wheatley an abhorrent culture of professional dismissiveness and disrespect never before seen in our district … but, unfortunately, one that took firm root, and persists until today. Today, all Wheatley teachers have to be careful. ‘Instructional staff’ is admonished by Wheatley administrators, not to reach out to students in distress and anything more than directions to the school psychologist’s office, or to the guidance department — Don’t hug them … don’t touch them … don’t offend them … don’t make them feel uncomfortable … don’t express your own opinions … don’t characterize their behaviors … don’t bully them … don’t counsel them.” I think Mr. Haig hit the nail on the head – I could not have said it better.

So, I will once again be voting NO on the budget. And, yes, it’s okay to vote NO. Our kids really deserve better than what has been thrust upon us.

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ON GREAT EATS VI -HAMBURGERS

April 1, 2025

April 1, 2025

Ten years ago, I wrote the first GREAT EATS article. The fifth article in this series appeared a year ago and was concerned with steakhouses. Here’s what I had to say then: “…but if not a steak, is there another option? I have come to really enjoy hamburgers. What could be better than a hamburger with fried onions on a crusty roll? Add some ketchup, french fries and a sour Jewish pickle and you’re in business. So here we go.

A check of the literature provides a host of restaurants that could rightly be described as “hamburger joints.” Here is an abbreviated list of a baker’s dozen, along with, in some cases, their locations.

  1. Burger King (chain)
  2. McDonalds (chain)
  3. Bareburger (chain)
  4. Wendy’s (chain)
  5. Majors (chain)
  6. Shake Shack (chain)
  7. Neptune Diner, Bayside, Queens. (I haven’t tried the recently open Syosset Diner.)
  8. Beginnings, Atlantic Beach
  9. The Wild Goose, Port Washington
  10. The Barefoot Peddler
  11. Memories, Williston Park
  12. Swing the Teapot, Floral Park. A solid burger with the trimmings, including some really tasty fries, and entertainment on weekends is an added plus.
  13. The Cornerstone, Mineola. A lot to choose from here but the burgers stand out. A great place to dine with an excellent menu, due to manager Kim Kavanaugh. Did I mention that it is a super sports bar, and entertainment on weekends is an added plus.

You want more? Just check the Yellow Pages. But as for me, I offer the following suggestions for burger joints.

  1. Any diner. I’ve yet to have a bad burger at a diner. Honesty, the price is always right and the french fries almost always hit the spot.
  2. Shake Shack. My family’s favorite. The burgers are tasty and reasonably priced. The french fries are fair but the shakes are excellent. No longer my favorite because the meat is grizzly.
  3. Wendy’s. Dave’s single; a meal in itself. It’s a $5 bargain. The shakes are fair, the fries no bargain, but they offer the best coupons!! My favorite.

Any of the steakhouses could also be considered your best bet at these spots but the prices are still way out of wack. You might also consider just simply putting some chopped chuck on the grill. The price is definitely right. I don’t know if burgers at some delis and supermarkets qualify for this article but one can occasionally get delicious bargains here…a bargain for which there is no 9% sales tax and 20% tip.

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